Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
Shailene Woodley in Chicago for the Divergent tour.
Is there any reason my name is on the King?
I’m so afraid of losing something I love that I refuse to love anything.
This person deserves the internet award.
This person deserves a fandom award. *slow claps*
Theo James and Shailene Woodley pose for a photograph as they promote the movie “Divergent,” in Toronto on Thursday, March 6, 2014.